Friday, December 12, 2008

Feeling Stressed?

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house this morning, I finished a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

3 comments:

Em said...

lol

somestratt said...

Hilarious! I don't know if I would be feeling good or sick! But maybe that is why I feel stressed sometimes. My unfinished list for the main floor of my house ALONE is two pages long!

Grant Watson said...

There was a dude I was going to kill but then I thought about him changing and doing some good, however unlikely. You have given me the will to finish the job! Thanks!