After that last conversation, I just had to share this e-mail my sister sent me!
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan ,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday.